A life was changed recently, and it was all thanks to the Tome of Tenderness.

Upon the discovery and knowledge of the Good Book, I decided to purchase one for my brother, whose soul has been wayward for a long time.

Little did I expect that Kentucky Fried Tender would truly change his life. He has told me that the book has made a great impact on him, and others merely in the vicinity of the book.

Sorry I don't actually have a question, but I just wanted to say thanks, Dr. Currell, for opening up that divine vortex of knowledge, and shoving both my brother and myself right in.

I highjacked the Prom with a drumstick. Pissed in the punch, danced with your mom. And all the cheerleaders hollered, and shook their pom-poms.

Dear Dr. Currell,
We was wonderin', which is the more aphrodisiastical of the colonels recipes? Mrs. Kathryn claims its orignal because that is where the Colonel put his heart and soul. Mr. Percy says its Extra Crispy because it sounds like sex to eat. Please advise.
the blounts